Midlife Crisis

He’s got a 401(k), a Bluetooth that won’t disconnect, and a wig with a mind of its own. Stuart Dobb didn’t ask for fame—he barely asked for condiments at the drive-thru. With Brenda by his side, a planner full of unstarted goals, and a perm that keeps evolving, Stuart navigates the perils of being average in an age that demands exceptional mediocrity.